Things that cannot be done — page 3
Zero can mean two different things
The linking number counts how often one loop pierces a surface the other one bounds. Two punctures of opposite sign add to nothing, and a loop that never goes through adds to nothing as well — so the answer zero is two pictures wearing one number.
The crossings that will not come out even
Draw a rearrangement as strings from one row of pegs to another and count where they cross. The count depends on how the strings are drawn; whether it is odd or even does not, and that single bit is what makes determinants exist and a sliding puzzle unsolvable.
The lattice that runs the other way
The symmetries of a polynomial's roots form a group, and the fields between the bottom and the top form a lattice. The two are the same picture, one of them turned over — a bigger group of symmetries fixes less, so it names a smaller field.
A multiplication that remembers the order
Four characters — i² = j² = k² = ijk = −1 — define a multiplication in which ab and ba are different numbers. Everything follows from them, including the fact that a rotation of a solid body has two names, and that two full turns are needed to get one of them home.
A split nobody can walk away from
Every way of dividing what a group earns is a point of a triangle, and every coalition's threat to leave cuts a straight line across it. What survives all the cuts is the set of stable divisions — and for one three-player game there is nothing left.
The court that contradicts itself
Three judges each answer three questions, and each answers them consistently. Take the majority on each question separately and the answers no longer hang together — the body as a whole asserts a combination no member of it holds, and no rearrangement of the procedure removes the problem.
Equal area is enough, and equal volume is not
Any two polygons of the same area can be cut into each other with finitely many straight cuts. The same sentence with area replaced by volume and polygon by polyhedron is false, and what blocks it is an angle.
The straightedge buys nothing
Every point a compass and a straightedge can construct together can be constructed by the compass alone. The straightedge draws lines nobody needs; the compass does the work, and the proof that it does is an inversion performed with arcs.