Things that cannot be done — page 3
Zero can mean two different things
The linking number counts how often one loop pierces a surface the other one bounds. Two punctures of opposite sign add to nothing, and a loop that never goes through adds to nothing as well — so the answer zero is two pictures wearing one number.
The crossings that will not come out even
Draw a rearrangement as strings from one row of pegs to another and count where they cross. The count depends on how the strings are drawn; whether it is odd or even does not, and that single bit is what makes determinants exist and a sliding puzzle unsolvable.
The lattice that runs the other way
The symmetries of a polynomial's roots form a group, and the fields between the bottom and the top form a lattice. The two are the same picture, one of them turned over — a bigger group of symmetries fixes less, so it names a smaller field.
A multiplication that remembers the order
Four characters — i² = j² = k² = ijk = −1 — define a multiplication in which ab and ba are different numbers. Everything follows from them, including the fact that a rotation of a solid body has two names, and that two full turns are needed to get one of them home.
A split nobody can walk away from
Every way of dividing what a group earns is a point of a triangle, and every coalition's threat to leave cuts a straight line across it. What survives all the cuts is the set of stable divisions — and for one three-player game there is nothing left.
The court that contradicts itself
Three judges each answer three questions, and each answers them consistently. Take the majority on each question separately and the answers no longer hang together — the body as a whole endorses a combination no member of it holds, and no rearrangement of the procedure removes the problem.
Equal area is enough, and equal volume is not
Any two polygons of the same area can be cut into each other with finitely many straight cuts. The same sentence with area replaced by volume and polygon by polyhedron is false, and what blocks it is an angle.
The straightedge buys nothing
Every point a compass and a straightedge can construct together can be constructed by the compass alone. The straightedge draws lines nobody needs; the compass does the work, and the proof that it does is an inversion performed with arcs.
The mark that changes what is reachable
Two thousand years of failure to trisect an angle with compass and straightedge was failure at a stated set of operations. Scratch two marks on the straightedge and Archimedes trisects any angle in four steps — because the new operation solves a cubic, and the old ones could only ever solve quadratics.
Linked, and no two of them are
Three rings that cannot be pulled apart, in which every pair comes apart the moment the third is removed. Every pairwise linking number is zero, so the number cannot see it — and what does see it is a word in two letters that refuses to cancel.
The group that will not come apart
Solving an equation by radicals means building a tower of roots, and a tower of roots corresponds to a chain of subgroups with abelian steps. For the general equation of degree five that chain would have to descend through a group of sixty elements with no normal subgroup in it — so there is no formula, and the obstruction is a finite object that can be written out.
Thirteen more when one word is dropped
The list of regular solids stops at five because the definition asks for two things at once. Ask for only the second — every corner alike — and thirteen more appear, each of them cut off a Platonic solid at a depth found rather than chosen.
The four that are allowed to cross themselves
Drop convexity from the definition of a regular solid and four more appear. Their faces are pentagrams, they pass through one another, and the alternating sum that gives two for every ordinary solid gives minus six for two of them.
Six in four dimensions, and three forever after
The count of regular solids goes five in three dimensions, six in four, and then three in every dimension above — for good. Four dimensions is the last place anything unusual happens, and it happens twice.
The five solids as three groups
There are five regular solids and only three groups of rotations between them, because a solid and its dual share their symmetries exactly. The largest of the three is the smallest group with no way of coming apart, which is why the general equation of the fifth degree has no formula.
Eighteen people, and the seventeen that escape
Among any eighteen people, four are mutual acquaintances or four are mutual strangers. Seventeen can be arranged so that neither happens, and the arrangement is not a lucky find — it is a rule about squares.
The colouring nobody has ever seen
Count the monochromatic sets a random colouring is expected to contain. If the average is below one, some colouring has none — and the argument is finished, having produced nothing anyone can look at.
Three in a row on the number line
Colour the numbers one to eight in two colours and it can be arranged that no three equally spaced numbers agree. Add the ninth and it cannot. The structure being forced is arithmetic rather than graphical, and the proof is a different proof.
The sequence that cannot avoid a staircase
Any ten numbers in a row contain four that climb or four that fall. The proof gives every term a pair of counters, notices that no two terms can share a pair, and is finished — with a bound that is exactly right.
The bottle that needs a fourth dimension
Take the Möbius band's rectangle and glue the second pair of edges too. The result is closed, one-sided, and cannot be built in three dimensions without passing through itself — which is a fact about the room rather than about the surface.
A disc sewn to a Möbius band
The band has one boundary curve, and a disc has one boundary curve. Sew them together and the result is the smallest closed surface with one side — the one every other one-sided surface is built out of.
Orientation is a sign
Carry a pair of arrows once round a loop and compare them with the pair they started as. The comparison is a determinant, its sign is the whole of the answer, and no room, no side and no normal vector appears anywhere in the statement.
Which roots refuse to be fractions
The square root of two is not a fraction, and neither is the square root of three, five, six or seven. The rule behind the list turns an infinite question into a search over the divisors of a single number — and the search finishes.
A tail too small to be a whole number
If e were a fraction with denominator q, then q! times e would be a whole number. It splits into a whole part and a tail, the tail is squeezed strictly between nothing and one, and there is no whole number there.