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Things that cannot be done — page 2

Results that close a door rather than open one — and the peculiar difficulty of drawing a picture of something that does not exist.
Looking for a polynomial with π as a root. A table of the closest an integer polynomial of each degree comes to vanishing at the number, over a bounded search. Computation

The circle that will not square

The other three impossibilities are a number having the wrong degree. This one is a number having no degree at all — and that is a claim no finite search can establish, which makes it the one place in this field where the picture has to admit what it is not doing.

The arithmetic of GF(4), and of the integers mod 4. Addition and multiplication tables of a finite field, optionally beside the table of a ring of the same kind of size. Computation

The field with four elements

The integers modulo four are not a field: two times two is zero and two has no reciprocal. There is nevertheless a field with four elements, and building it means giving up on counting as the way to make arithmetic finite.

Transversals of the cyclic square of order 6. A cyclic Latin square with a transversal marked if it has one, beside a count of transversals at neighbouring orders. Computation

The thirty-six officers

Six regiments send six officers each, one of every rank. Arrange all thirty-six in a square so that each row and each column holds every rank once and every regiment once. Euler could not, guessed why, and was wrong about the reason.

Independence of irrelevant alternatives, broken by Borda. Two profiles that agree on every voter's ranking of two candidates and differ only in where the others sit, with the rule's verdict between the two reversed. Applied

Four conditions, and no rule that has all of them

The rung below shows five reasonable rules returning five different winners, which invites the obvious question of which one is right. The answer is that the conditions anybody would write down cannot all hold at once — and here each named rule's own violation is found by search rather than quoted.

Every ballot one voter could submit under instant runoff. One voter's true ranking beside every ranking that voter could submit instead, with the winner each produces and the profitable misreports marked. Applied

A lie that pays

Three rungs of this ladder have read a ballot as a report of a preference. This one reads it as a move, and walks every move one voter has — all six rankings, the winner each produces, and the ones that beat honesty.

Hamilton's method on 27 seats and 5 regions. A worksheet of populations, exact quotas, floors, remainders and the seats Hamilton's method awards to 5 regions. Applied

The seat that vanishes when the house grows

Twenty-seven whole seats have to be divided between five regions whose exact shares are 15.417, 7.209, 1.755, 1.431 and 1.188. Every rule for rounding those five numbers breaks something, and the instance drawn here breaks all three of the classical ways at once.

Every allocation of 3 indivisible items, and not one of them envy-free. A value matrix for indivisible goods with the round-robin allocation shaded, the exhaustive counts of envy-free and EF1 allocations, and a control matrix on which envy-free allocations do exist. Applied

Envy-free, up to one item

A cake can be cut anywhere, and every guarantee in this anchor was bought with that freedom. Take the knife away and the exhaustive search over every allocation of three objects returns nothing envy-free at all — so the subject weakened the word until taking turns was enough to reach it.

Every ranking 4 could submit, and the 4 that pay. One participant's true ranking, a cell for every ranking they could submit instead labelled with the partner it returns, the profitable misreports listed, and the same search run on the proposing side finding none. Applied

No stable rule is safe from a lie

A stable matching always exists, and the side that proposes gets the best one it could hope for. This essay closes the ladder with the result that spoils it — one participant's whole strategy space searched, four submissions found that beat the truth, and a theorem saying no rule anywhere escapes.

The image of four circles, turning 0 to 3 times. The polynomial applied to circles of four radii, each image drawn as a closed loop with the origin marked, and the number of times the loop goes round it. Algebra

A loop that cannot miss the middle

Feed a circle into a polynomial and a closed loop comes out. A small circle gives a loop that does not enclose the origin; a large one gives a loop that goes round it as many times as the degree. Something has to happen in between, and that something is a root.

A point, a ray, and 9 crossings. A closed curve wound into a spiral corridor, with a marked point, a ray from it and every crossing marked; an odd count means the point is inside. Topology

Which side of the line is inside

A closed curve with no self-crossings divides the plane into an inside and an outside. Nobody doubts it, almost nobody can prove it, and on a curve wound tightly enough nobody can see which side a given point is on either.

Four staircases against a quarter circle, all of length 2. A quarter circle with staircases of 1, 2, 4, 16 steps drawn over it; each hugs the curve more closely than the last and every one of them is exactly 2 long. Analysis

The staircase that is not the diagonal

A staircase can be made to follow a quarter circle as closely as anyone likes. Its length is 2 at every stage and the arc's length is 1.5708, and no amount of refinement closes the gap — which is a fact about length rather than about staircases.

One perimeter of 300, spent five ways. Regular polygons all of the same perimeter, drawn to scale beside the circle of that perimeter, with the area each encloses and the ratio 4πA/L². Geometry

The most area a fence can hold

One length of boundary, and the question of what shape to bend it into. The answer is a circle, everybody knows it, and the argument that convinced the nineteenth century turned out to prove something slightly different.

3 loops in one ring, and the number that separates them. Loops drawn in an annulus, each labelled with how many times it goes round the hole. Loops with different counts cannot be deformed into one another without leaving the ring. Topology

A loop that cannot be pulled tight

A hole is a strange thing to point at, because it is precisely where the surface is not. What can be pointed at is a loop of string lying on the surface — and the hole announces itself by refusing to let that loop be pulled in to a point.

Two graphs that will not lie flat, and one that will. K4, K5 and K3,3 in the best straight-line drawings a search could find. K4 has no crossings; the other two have one each, and Euler's formula shows that none can have none. Discrete

Two graphs that will not lie flat

Five points, every pair joined: no matter how the points are placed or how the lines are drawn, two of the lines cross. The proof is not about drawing at all — it counts edges against faces and finds one edge too many.

6 cosines, and a curve with no tangent anywhere. Partial sums of a sum of cosines whose amplitudes shrink geometrically and whose frequencies grow faster. Each term adds finer detail; the curve converges and its slopes do not. Analysis

A curve with a corner at every point

Continuity means a curve can be drawn without lifting the pen. Differentiability means it has a tangent. The first was assumed to nearly imply the second until 1872, when Weierstrass exhibited a curve that is continuous everywhere and has a tangent nowhere — and it is a sum of cosines.

A right triangle on a sphere. A spherical triangle with a right angle where the equator meets a meridian and legs of 50 and 60 degrees; its hypotenuse is shorter than the flat theorem predicts. Geometry

The triangle that a globe gets wrong

On a sphere, a right triangle with legs of fifty and sixty degrees has a hypotenuse of seventy-two, not seventy-eight. The theorem is not approximately true there — it is false, and what replaces it says exactly how much room the surface has.

A walk with a barrier at each end. Three games played to absorption on a table of 12, beside the chance of ruin from each starting stake — a straight line, because the walk is fair. Probability

Two barriers and a fair game

A fair walk between two absorbing barriers is ruined with a probability that is a straight line in the starting stake, and lasts for a number of steps that is the product of what each side can lose. Both facts come from the same two-line recurrence, and both are bad news for the smaller player.

A square profile of heat, spreading. The same profile at four times, each drawn from the same harmonics with each one damped by the exponential of minus its frequency squared times the time. The corners go first. Analysis

The corners go first

Fourier was not decomposing waves for the pleasure of it. He was solving the flow of heat, and the whole apparatus exists because each harmonic fades at a rate set by the square of its frequency — which is why a sharp profile smooths instantly and why the flow cannot be run backwards.

Seven regions on a doughnut, each touching all six others. A brick pattern of seven labelled regions on a torus, drawn as a rectangle whose opposite edges are identified. Every pair of regions shares a border, so no two may take the same colour. Discrete

Seven regions on a doughnut

A map on a torus can need seven colours, and the proof is a picture — seven regions, each sharing a border with all six others. The plane needed a computer and eighty-six years; the harder surface was settled in 1890 by drawing something.

The unit ball at p = 2.00. The set of points one unit from the origin, when distance is measured by the p-th power sum. At p = 1 it is a diamond, at p = 2 a circle, and as p grows it fills out a square. Geometry

Circles that are diamonds and squares

The theorem hands over a formula for distance. Take the formula as a definition, change the exponent in it, and the set of points one unit from the origin stops being round — while remaining, in every sense that matters, a circle.

Three sets where a fixed point escapes, and one where it cannot. A ring turned about its centre, an open disc halved toward a point of its rim, the plane shifted sideways, and the closed disc turned and shrunk. Only the last has a point that its map leaves where it is. Topology

Where the fixed point escapes

The theorem asks for a set that is closed, bounded and free of holes. Drop any one of the three and a map appears that moves every single point — and in each case the point that should have stayed still can be seen leaving.

Averages of a heavy-tailed quantity, which never settle. Running averages of draws from a Cauchy distribution, which jump rather than converge, beside the cumulative distributions of averages of 1, 4 and 16 draws, which lie on top of one another. Probability

An average that never settles

The average of many independent quantities is supposed to steady as their number grows. For one famous distribution it does not steady at all — the average of a thousand draws has exactly the same distribution as a single draw, and no amount of further averaging changes it.

Two loops of equal area, and the two points where they cross. An annulus with the loop of points whose angle is unchanged by the map and the image of that loop, drawn both on the annulus and unrolled into a rectangle. The loops cross at two points, which are the fixed points. Dynamics

A twist that cannot avoid two points

Turn the two edges of a ring in opposite directions without changing any area, and something in between must stay exactly where it is — not one point, but at least two, and the reason is that two loops enclosing the same area have to cross.

The tower ℚ ⊂ ℚ(√2) ⊂ ℚ(√2, √3). A tower of field extensions with the degree of each step, beside the multiplication table of the basis. Algebra

A tower whose degrees multiply

Treat a field containing another as a vector space over it, and the size of an extension becomes a dimension — one that multiplies along a tower, so that three impossible constructions become arithmetic about which numbers divide which.

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