Nonconstructive
Named by 8 essays across 4 fields — each of them below, with the objects they name alongside it.
More things than boxes
If there are more objects than containers, some container holds two. That is the entire principle, it is impossible to disagree with, and it settles questions that look nothing like it.
Something always stays put
Stir a cup of coffee however violently and let it settle. Some molecule is exactly where it started. Crumple a map and drop it on the region it depicts, and one point lies over the place it names.
Six people at a party
Among any six people, three are mutual acquaintances or three are mutual strangers. Five is not enough, and the arrangement that saves five is a pentagon. Beyond that the numbers become unknowable.
Nothing on a sphere can be combed flat
Point an arrow along the surface at every place on a sphere, continuously, and somewhere an arrow has to vanish. On a doughnut it can be done. The difference between the two is a number that was already known from counting corners.
How close a fraction can get
Drop eight points into seven boxes and two of them share. That one line, applied to the multiples of an irrational number, proves that every irrational has infinitely many astonishingly good rational approximations — and no construction is needed anywhere.
A loop that cannot miss the middle
Feed a circle into a polynomial and a closed loop comes out. A small circle gives a loop that does not enclose the origin; a large one gives a loop that goes round it as many times as the degree. Something has to happen in between, and that something is a root.
One line that halves them both
Two shapes lying anywhere on a page, of any sizes and any shapes at all. There is always a single straight line that cuts both of them into two equal halves at once — and finding it needs no cleverness, only the observation that a quantity which reverses sign has to pass through zero.
The colouring nobody has ever seen
Count the monochromatic sets a random colouring is expected to contain. If the average is below one, some colouring has none — and the argument is finished, having produced nothing anyone can look at.
Named alongside it
The objects these essays reach for when they reach for this one.
Existence proofContinuityCounting argumentBrouwerFixed pointPigeonhole principleWinding numberComplete graphDegreeDirichletIntermediate value theoremProbabilistic method