Antipodal pair
Named by 3 essays across one field — each of them below, with the objects they name alongside it.
One line that halves them both
Two shapes lying anywhere on a page, of any sizes and any shapes at all. There is always a single straight line that cuts both of them into two equal halves at once — and finding it needs no cleverness, only the observation that a quantity which reverses sign has to pass through zero.
Two opposite points that agree twice
At any moment there are two points on opposite sides of the Earth with the same temperature and the same pressure. On a seeded globe they sit at 11.9°N 44.6°E and 11.9°S 135.4°W. The reason is the circle argument that halved two shapes, run one dimension up: the differences between opposite readings, walked round the equator, wind round zero an odd number of times — and an odd number cannot be zero.
As many cuts as colours
Two thieves steal a necklace and want half of every colour of bead each. However the beads are strung, they never need more cuts than there are colours — three cuts for three colours, four for four — and sometimes they need every one. The guarantee is the Borsuk–Ulam theorem again, with a point on a sphere read as a way of cutting the necklace, and every necklace of several small kinds has been checked against it.
Named alongside it
The objects these essays reach for when they reach for this one.
Existence proofNonconstructiveBrouwerContinuityDegreeFair divisionIntermediate value theoremWinding numberBisectionComplexityExhaustive searchFixed point