Brouwer
Named by 7 essays across 2 fields — each of them below, with the objects they name alongside it.
Something always stays put
Stir a cup of coffee however violently and let it settle. Some molecule is exactly where it started. Crumple a map and drop it on the region it depicts, and one point lies over the place it names.
Nothing on a sphere can be combed flat
Point an arrow along the surface at every place on a sphere, continuously, and somewhere an arrow has to vanish. On a doughnut it can be done. The difference between the two is a number that was already known from counting corners.
One line that halves them both
Two shapes lying anywhere on a page, of any sizes and any shapes at all. There is always a single straight line that cuts both of them into two equal halves at once — and finding it needs no cleverness, only the observation that a quantity which reverses sign has to pass through zero.
Three colours force a triangle
Cut a triangle into small ones and colour the corners under one restriction. However the cutting and the colouring are done, some small triangle ends up with all three colours — and the number of them is always odd.
Where the fixed point escapes
The theorem asks for a set that is closed, bounded and free of holes. Drop any one of the three and a map appears that moves every single point — and in each case the point that should have stayed still can be seen leaving.
Two opposite points that agree twice
At any moment there are two points on opposite sides of the Earth with the same temperature and the same pressure. On a seeded globe they sit at 11.9°N 44.6°E and 11.9°S 135.4°W. The reason is the circle argument that halved two shapes, run one dimension up: the differences between opposite readings, walked round the equator, wind round zero an odd number of times — and an odd number cannot be zero.
A map that offers a choice
Brouwer's theorem needs a function, and the object it was most wanted for is not one — a best reply is a whole set whenever a chooser is indifferent. Allow a point to be sent to a set and the fixed point survives, provided the sets are convex, and the convexity is the entire hypothesis.
Named alongside it
The objects these essays reach for when they reach for this one.
Fixed pointContinuityNonconstructiveExistence proofWinding numberAntipodal pairBoundaryDegreeFair divisionIntermediate value theoremTopological invariantBest reply