Impossibility
Named by 15 essays across 3 fields — each of them below, with the objects they name alongside it.
The court that contradicts itself
Three judges each answer three questions, and each answers them consistently. Take the majority on each question separately and the answers no longer hang together — the body as a whole endorses a combination no member of it holds, and no rearrangement of the procedure removes the problem.
Equal area is enough, and equal volume is not
Any two polygons of the same area can be cut into each other with finitely many straight cuts. The same sentence with area replaced by volume and polygon by polyhedron is false, and what blocks it is an angle.
The plane hiding in the squares
A complete family of orthogonal squares is not a collection of squares that happen to agree nowhere. It is a geometry — a plane with n² points in which every two points lie on exactly one line — and reading it that way is how the impossible orders were found.
A room that cannot be lit
Mirror the walls of a room and put a lamp inside it. Every point should be lit, since light bounces forever — and there are rooms with a dark spot no ray from the lamp ever reaches.
Two out of three, and never all three
Stay inside every region's quota, never take a seat away when the house grows, never take one from a region that grew faster. Each pair is achievable. All three together are not, and the proof is that no rule anywhere manages it.
Seats to parties and places at once
Seats can be given to regions in proportion to one list of populations, and no rule does it perfectly. Ask for seats to regions and to parties simultaneously and the object stops being a list — and the impossibility that closed the subject does not apply.
No rule escapes the doctrinal paradox
A court whose members each hold a consistent position can reach an inconsistent verdict by majority. One such case is easy to build, which invites the hope that a better rule would avoid it — and every rule that responds to the votes at all fails somewhere.
Slid, but never turned
The classical dissections all turn their pieces. Forbid the turn — allow the pieces to be slid and nothing else — and equal area stops being enough, for a reason that is a single number attached to each direction and that a cut cannot change.
Finitely many, and nobody says how many
The theorem promises a dissection exists and the proof produces one. Running the proof on a hexagon produces thirty-nine pieces, ingenuity produces five, and there is no method for proving that five cannot be four.
The obstruction that was the only one
Dehn showed in 1901 that a cube cannot be cut into a regular tetrahedron of the same volume, because a number built from edges and angles disagrees. For sixty-four years nobody knew whether that number was the whole story. Sydler proved in 1965 that it is: volume and Dehn's number together decide every case.
The table inside every quota
Give seats to districts and parties at once, and every cell of the table has a fair share it ought to round from. A table rounding every cell to its floor or its ceiling, with every total exact, always exists. The biproportional method does not always choose one: here it gives a party 2 seats where its fair share is 3.088.
Where the rounding runs out
In two dimensions a table of seats inside every fair share always exists. Add a third family of totals — every district and party split between groups — and it need not. Sixteen halves in a three-by-three-by-three table meet every total, and no whole table does it without a seat where the fair share is nothing, because the halves close a loop of seven.
No local rule can count the votes
A ring of cells, each holding 0 or 1, has to agree on whichever value is in the majority — every cell seeing only its neighbours. The best-known rule gets it right most of the time and wrong near a tie; no rule of any radius gets it right always. Yet two rules run one after the other do, on every ring, and the first of them is the traffic rule.
The orders a plane cannot have
Every counting condition allows a projective plane of order six, and there is none. The proof that rules it out looks at one matrix identity — each point on seven lines, each two points on one — and turns it, by way of Lagrange's four squares, into the statement that six would have to be a sum of two squares. Run on the planes that do exist, the same argument hands back their orders as sums of two squares; run on six, it asks for something no arithmetic can supply.
Ten digits need a symmetry that does not commute
A check digit should catch one wrong digit and two neighbours swapped. Over eleven symbols a weighted sum does both; over the ten decimal digits no weighted sum can, no scheme of any shape built on adding modulo ten can, and the reason is the same as the reason Euler's thirty-six officers cannot be paraded. What works is the ten symmetries of a pentagon, which do not commute.
Named alongside it
The objects these essays reach for when they reach for this one.
Exhaustive searchCounterexampleInvariantApportionmentDissectionOperation setAreaDivisor methodLatin squareMajorityMatrixPolygon