Things that cannot be done
Why the list of perfect solids stops at five
There are infinitely many regular polygons and exactly five regular solids. The reason is not deep, but it is very sharp, and it can be checked on a single row of corners.
AlgebraMultiplying is turning
Complex numbers are introduced as an algebraic dodge for square roots of negatives. They are better understood as the arithmetic of rotation, at which point every rule stops needing to be remembered.
DiscreteMore things than boxes
If there are more objects than containers, some container holds two. That is the entire principle, it is impossible to disagree with, and it settles questions that look nothing like it.
DiscreteFour colours, and a proof nobody can read
Every map on a plane can be coloured with four colours so that no two neighbours match. The statement is understandable by a child, it resisted a century of attempts, and the proof that settled it cannot be checked by a human being.
TopologySomething always stays put
Stir a cup of coffee however violently and let it settle. Some molecule is exactly where it started. Crumple a map and drop it on the region it depicts, and one point lies over the place it names.