Variance
Named by 10 essays across 2 fields — each of them below, with the objects they name alongside it.
How far from the average a thing can be
Knowing only an average and a spread — nothing about the shape, nothing about the number of outcomes, nothing about symmetry — the chance of landing three standard deviations out is at most one in nine. And there is a distribution that lands there exactly that often, so the bound cannot be improved.
The average settles and the wobble does not
Two theorems are usually met a page apart and sound as though one is a sharper version of the other. They are the same sums looked at through two different magnifying glasses: divide by the number of them and everything collapses to a point, divide by its square root and a shape appears.
The walk that becomes a curve
Shrink the steps of a random walk and it disappears. Shrink them while stretching the time in the right proportion — space by the square root of whatever time is divided by — and something is left behind, which is a curve nobody could draw.
The shape that averaging leaves alone
Adding independent quantities blurs their distributions together, and rescaling restores the width. Almost every shape is changed by that operation. Exactly one is returned unaltered, and that is why sums of unrelated things keep arriving at it.
An average that never settles
The average of many independent quantities is supposed to steady as their number grows. For one famous distribution it does not steady at all — the average of a thousand draws has exactly the same distribution as a single draw, and no amount of further averaging changes it.
How fast the bell arrives
The limit theorem says a standardised sum approaches the bell curve and says nothing about when. The rate is one over the square root of the number of terms, the constant in front is made of the third moment, and both are visible.
The error that does not care how many dimensions
A grid gets rapidly better in one dimension and hopelessly worse in twenty. Random points get better at the same slow rate whatever the dimension, which is why a method that is bad everywhere ends up being the only one that works.
Sampling where the answer lives
Monte Carlo error cannot be made to fall faster than the square root, so the only thing left to attack is the constant in front of it. Drawing points where the integrand is large, and dividing by how often they were drawn, leaves the answer alone and can shrink the noise many times over.
Too many orders to list
The rule is an average over every order the players could have arrived in. At seven players that is five thousand orders and at twenty it is more than there are seconds in the age of the universe — so the average is sampled, and the error falls at a rate that can be measured.
Finding a threshold with two moments
Every monotone property of a random graph has a threshold, and locating one is nearly always the same two calculations — count what the property needs, and check the count does not concentrate on rare cases. The triangle is where the method is cleanest.
Named alongside it
The objects these essays reach for when they reach for this one.
Convergence rateExpectationNormal distributionScalingIndependenceConvergenceHeavy tailsMonte CarloSamplingApproximationCentral limit theoremCounterexample