Things that cannot be done — page 6
The subsequence that has to exist
Every bounded list of numbers has a part that settles down. A bounded list of functions need not: the waves sin 2πkx never come within 1.76 of one another. One extra condition — that no member may change faster than a bound they all share — restores the guarantee, and it is the reason a differential equation with a continuous rule has a solution at all.
The table inside every quota
Give seats to districts and parties at once, and every cell of the table has a fair share it ought to round from. A table rounding every cell to its floor or its ceiling, with every total exact, always exists. The biproportional method does not always choose one: here it gives a party 2 seats where its fair share is 3.088.
Where the rounding runs out
In two dimensions a table of seats inside every fair share always exists. Add a third family of totals — every district and party split between groups — and it need not. Sixteen halves in a three-by-three-by-three table meet every total, and no whole table does it without a seat where the fair share is nothing, because the halves close a loop of seven.
Five weighings and the question is closed
Searching the triangle of splits can only ever fail to find a stable one, which is not the same as there being none. Weighing five families of coalitions against the whole settles the question outright — and the family that fails is the proof that nothing survives.
The edge that is as big as the ball
In a lattice the boundary of a large ball is a negligible fraction of it. In a tree it is two thirds of it at every size — and that single ratio, not the group's size, is what decides whether a set can be cut into pieces and reassembled into two copies of itself.
Two instruments with one reach
Allow every conic to be drawn at will, or allow an angle to be cut in three. The two permissions look nothing alike and reach exactly the same numbers — because what an operation buys is a degree, and both of these buy three.
A quintic a sliding mark reaches
The eleven-sided polygon needs a number of degree five, and five is not a product of twos and threes — so no conic and no angle trisector reaches it. A ruler with two scratches does, which places the marked ruler strictly above the conics and leaves its exact reach unknown.
The piece that cannot pair off
Take the sides away and the obstruction to a matching changes character completely. It is no longer a shortage of partners; it is a parity, and the quantity that measures it counts pieces of odd size rather than vertices of any size.
A count that can say zero
The branched count ends on a list of cycle shapes that passes every test and describes no covering. There is an exact formula for how many coverings a list has — a sum over the character table of a symmetric group — and it returns nought without giving any reason why.
A map that offers a choice
Brouwer's theorem needs a function, and the object it was most wanted for is not one — a best reply is a whole set whenever a chooser is indifferent. Allow a point to be sent to a set and the fixed point survives, provided the sets are convex, and the convexity is the entire hypothesis.
An area that never finishes
Newton's method's famous failure is a boundary, and a boundary has no area — a random start misses it with probability one. The real failure is different in kind: a polynomial with small whole-number coefficients whose method has a region of starting points, with area, from which it provably never terminates.
Covering rather than avoiding
Two arguments say no starting guess is safe: the boundary is fractal and some regions are permanently trapped. The repair is not a better guess. It is a fixed list of starting points, computed from the degree alone, from which every root of every polynomial of that degree is found.
One gadget defeats every refinement
Colour refinement fails on two triangles against a hexagon; its two-dimensional version fixes that and fails on a pair of strongly regular graphs. For every k there are two graphs the k-dimensional version cannot separate, and they are built from one local piece whose only symmetry is a parity.
The sum of the parts, taken again
Replace a number by the sum of its proper divisors and do it again. Most numbers fall to 1, a few land on a perfect number or a cycle, and some climb for hundreds of steps. Below a thousand there are twelve whose fate nobody knows — and the thing that keeps them climbing is a perfect number hiding in their factorisation.
The surface a knot bounds
Every knot is the edge of a surface with two sides, and Seifert found a way to build one from any diagram: smooth the crossings, fill the circles that result with discs, and join them with twisted bands. Counting the handles gives an upper bound on how complicated the knot is, the Alexander polynomial gives a lower one, and for the simplest knots the two meet.
Five spokes squeezed into K5
The Petersen graph has no point with four neighbours, so no stretched copy of K5 can sit inside it. Contract its five spokes and K5 appears anyway. Kuratowski's theorem forbids stretched copies and Wagner's forbids squeezed ones, the two notions disagree on this graph — and they still name exactly the same planar graphs.
An endless region with a finite area
A region that runs off to infinity can still have a finite area, and for the curves 1/xᵖ the exponent that makes the far end finite is exactly the one that makes the end at zero infinite. 1/x fails at both, no power succeeds at both, and a horn can hold less than π while needing infinite paint.
A ring that no pairing can break
Put everybody in one pool and a stable pairing may not exist. Allow rings as well as pairs and something stable always exists — and the pairs-only answer fails exactly when that stable arrangement contains a ring of odd length. Two sides make every ring even, which is the whole reason the two-sided theorem holds.
No local rule can count the votes
A ring of cells, each holding 0 or 1, has to agree on whichever value is in the majority — every cell seeing only its neighbours. The best-known rule gets it right most of the time and wrong near a tie; no rule of any radius gets it right always. Yet two rules run one after the other do, on every ring, and the first of them is the traffic rule.
A function that adds and is nowhere a line
Every continuous function with f(x + y) = f(x) + f(y) is a straight line through the origin. Drop continuity and, given the axiom of choice, there are others — functions that add perfectly and whose graphs are scattered densely over the whole plane. A finite piece of the construction can be drawn exactly; the whole of it needs a basis of the real numbers that no one can write down.
Infinitely many guessers, finitely many wrong
An infinite line of people each wears a black or white hat, sees every hat in front and none of their own, and must guess their own colour. With a finite line, each guesser is right half the time whatever they agree in advance. With an infinite line and the axiom of choice, they can agree a strategy under which all but finitely many are right — and nobody can carry it out.
The fraction Lambert built for the tangent
The first proof that π is not a fraction, from 1761, does not look at π at all. It writes the tangent as an endless continued fraction, shows that the fraction's value at any rational point other than zero cannot be rational — because its tails are trapped between nothing and one — and then notes that tan(π/4) = 1.
The sum that steps over every whole number
The harmonic sum 1 + 1/2 + 1/3 + … passes 2 at the fourth term, 3 at the eleventh, 4 at the thirty-first, and eventually every whole number there is. It never lands on one. The proof is a single number in the list 1, 2, …, n that carries more factors of two than any other — and the same arithmetic makes the numerators divisible by squares of primes they have no business knowing about.
Factoring uniquely with no way to divide
Unique factorisation is proved by dividing with a small remainder, and in the Gaussian integers that works because discs of radius one cover the plane. In the integers of ℚ(√−19) the discs leave holes, no division algorithm of any kind can be made to work — and factorisation is unique anyway. The same field is why n² + n + 41 is prime forty times running.