Things that cannot be done — page 5
Dynamics
The heuristic that cannot be a proof
There is a two-line argument that the Collatz conjecture is true, it is convincing, and everybody who works on the problem believes it. It also cannot be turned into a proof, and understanding exactly where it fails is more instructive than the argument itself.
Computation
Four numbers and the rule is yours
A linear generator can be solved. Given a few of its outputs, the multiplier and the increment fall out of two congruences, and every future output is then known exactly — which is a failure of a completely different kind from the lattice defect, and is not detected by any test of how evenly the points are spread.
Computation
Randomness that has to be earned
A generator that resists prediction cannot be built out of a rule anybody can fit. It has to be built out of a computation believed hard to undo, and the belief is the load-bearing part — which makes cryptographic randomness a conditional statement rather than a construction.
Computation
One circle, and a straightedge
A straightedge alone cannot bisect a segment, so it cannot draw a parallel, so it can construct almost nothing. Draw one circle anywhere and mark its centre and everything a compass could ever have done becomes available — the circle is never needed again.
Computation
The compass that will not open
Fix the compass at one opening and never change it. That looks like a serious loss — a circle of a given radius through a given point is the compass's whole job — and it turns out to cost nothing at all, for reasons that are arithmetic rather than geometric.
Applied
Seats to parties and places at once
Seats can be given to regions in proportion to one list of populations, and no rule does it perfectly. Ask for seats to regions and to parties simultaneously and the object stops being a list — and the impossibility that closed the subject does not apply.
Applied
One table, two lotteries
A table of shares says what fraction of each task each person does. It does not say how — the same table is a mixture of whole assignments in many different ways, and the differences are exactly what the people being assigned would care about.
Applied
Where the corners stop being whole
The easy theory of assignment rests on one property — the relaxation of the assignment problem has whole-numbered corners. Add a single edge that closes an odd cycle and the property fails, a corner appears with a half in every coordinate, and the problem changes character completely.
Applied
No rule escapes the doctrinal paradox
A court whose members each hold a consistent position can reach an inconsistent verdict by majority. One such case is easy to build, which invites the hope that a better rule would avoid it — and every rule that responds to the votes at all fails somewhere.
Applied
Deciding the premises or the conclusion
A body that cannot be both decisive and coherent has to choose which. The two live options are to vote on the reasons and let the verdict follow, or to vote on the verdict and let the reasons look after themselves — and they reach opposite answers on exactly the profiles the impossibility identifies.
Analysis
A staircase with no steps
A function that rises from nought to one, is continuous everywhere, and has derivative zero at almost every point. All of its climbing happens on a set of no length at all, which is possible because that set has uncountably many points.
Analysis
Where the guarantee stops
Convexity converts every downhill method into a correct one, and its absence removes the guarantee entirely rather than degrading it. What is left is a collection of partial answers, and knowing which of them apply to a given problem is most of what non-convex optimisation is.
Algebra
The puzzle that is exactly half solvable
A sliding puzzle sold with two tiles swapped is not a hard puzzle; it is an impossible one, and the proof is a quantity that no slide can change. The same argument, run three times at once, says that one arrangement of a scrambled cube in twelve is reachable.
Analysis
A wall between two bodies
Two convex sets that do not meet can be told apart by a single straight line, and the line is a certificate — one object, checkable in a moment, proving something about every point of both. Remove convexity from either and no line exists, which is what the hypothesis was for.
Applied
Four ways out, and what each costs
An impossibility theorem lists conditions and says no rule has them all. That leaves exactly as many escapes as there are conditions, each of them a real institution — a dictator, a two-stage procedure, a supermajority, a restricted agenda — and each escape's price can be counted rather than argued about.
Dynamics
How short a cycle could be
The drift argument cannot see cycles at all, which is why it is not a proof. What can see them is arithmetic — a cycle's shape has to be a fraction that approximates the logarithm of three to base two extraordinarily well, and there are very few such fractions.
Geometry
The same question in space
Intersect four balls at the corners of a tetrahedron and the result is not of constant width — it misses by two and a half per cent, computed exactly. Repairing it gives a body that is, and whether that body is the smallest of its kind has been open for a century.
Computation
Slid, but never turned
The classical dissections all turn their pieces. Forbid the turn — allow the pieces to be slid and nothing else — and equal area stops being enough, for a reason that is a single number attached to each direction and that a cut cannot change.
Computation
Finitely many, and nobody says how many
The theorem promises a dissection exists and the proof produces one. Running the proof on a hexagon produces thirty-nine pieces, ingenuity produces five, and there is no method for proving that five cannot be four.
Computation
The obstruction that was the only one
Dehn showed in 1901 that a cube cannot be cut into a regular tetrahedron of the same volume, because a number built from edges and angles disagrees. For sixty-four years nobody knew whether that number was the whole story. Sydler proved in 1965 that it is: volume and Dehn's number together decide every case.
Computation
Equal area on a sphere, without a rectangle
On a sphere, two polygons of the same area can still be cut into each other, exactly as in the plane. Almost nothing in the plane proof survives the move: a sphere has no rectangles, no parallel strips and no similar triangles of different sizes. What carries the theorem instead is a quadrilateral with two right angles, built from a triangle's midline.
Number
The function that sends fractions to binary
The Stern–Brocot tree and the tree of binary fractions have exactly the same shape, so there is a function that sends each fraction to the binary fraction in the same position. It is continuous and increasing, it turns every quadratic irrational into an ordinary fraction, and it does all of its rising on a set of numbers so thin that at almost every point its slope is nought.
Topology
What a branch point subtracts
Let the sheets of a covering meet at a few points and the count stops multiplying — but it fails by an amount that can be read off each point's permutation. Cut the sphere into a star, lift the cells, and the Riemann–Hurwitz formula falls out of a subtraction. The same count then turns out to be necessary and not sufficient.
Algebra
On the circle and never home
Every root of unity lies on the unit circle, and so does the point (3 + 4i)/5 — yet no power of it ever returns to 1. A root of a whole-number polynomial of degree ten does the same. What forces a point home is a condition on the numbers its polynomial ties it to, and how far one of them may stray is a question open since 1933.