One point away — page 1
One cone, four curves
The circle, the ellipse, the parabola and the hyperbola look like four separate objects with four separate equations. They are one object, cut at four angles.
A sphere is a plane plus one point
Remove a single point from a sphere and what is left can be flattened out to cover an infinite plane exactly. The construction is one straight line, repeated.
Something always stays put
Stir a cup of coffee however violently and let it settle. Some molecule is exactly where it started. Crumple a map and drop it on the region it depicts, and one point lies over the place it names.
Nothing on a sphere can be combed flat
Point an arrow along the surface at every place on a sphere, continuously, and somewhere an arrow has to vanish. On a doughnut it can be done. The difference between the two is a number that was already known from counting corners.
Where the fixed point escapes
The theorem asks for a set that is closed, bounded and free of holes. Drop any one of the three and a map appears that moves every single point — and in each case the point that should have stayed still can be seen leaving.
The slope of the mirror image
Undoing a function is reflecting its graph in the diagonal, and a reflection turns a slope into its reciprocal. That single observation supplies the derivative of every inverse — the logarithm, the roots, the inverse trigonometric functions — without differentiating any of them.
The bottle that needs a fourth dimension
Take the Möbius band's rectangle and glue the second pair of edges too. The result is closed, one-sided, and cannot be built in three dimensions without passing through itself — which is a fact about the room rather than about the surface.
When the sites are not the same size
Give every site a weight and the boundaries slide. The cells stay convex and the edges stay straight, which is surprising, and one thing happens that the unweighted diagram never allows — a site can end up owning nothing at all.
The sphere that complex numbers live on
Add one point to the complex plane and it becomes a sphere. The rotations of that sphere are exactly the maps written as one linear expression divided by another, so a fact about turning a ball is a fact about dividing polynomials.
One chart is never enough
Stereographic projection matches the sphere minus a point with the whole plane, and the missing point is not a blemish to be tidied away. It is a theorem — no single flat picture covers a sphere — and the repair is two pictures with a rule for passing between them.
The circles that fill a three-sphere
A three-sphere is filled by circles — one through every point, no two meeting, every two linked exactly once. Stereographic projection is the only way anybody sees it, and the projected picture is a nest of circles on tori whose linking can be counted off the drawing.
The square that cannot be negative
Cauchy–Schwarz is the load-bearing inequality of the whole subject and is nearly always stated without proof. It is one line away from a fact nobody would argue with, and the line is a parabola with no room to cross the axis.
The nearest point of a flat thing
More equations than unknowns almost never have a solution. Asking instead for the point of a plane nearest to where the answer should have been turns an unanswerable question into a shadow, and the shadow is what a line of best fit is.
An error with an unknown in it
Taylor's theorem does not say a partial sum is close to anything. It says the error is one more derivative evaluated somewhere nobody can name, and everything the theorem is worth comes from what happens when that somewhere is replaced by the worst case.
The centre is a choice
A Taylor series is nearly always written about zero, and nothing about the construction prefers zero. Moving the centre moves the interval the series works on, and moving it repeatedly walks the function into places its first series could never reach.
A signal both can see
Two choosers who randomise privately can reach a set of outcomes that is smaller, and worse, than the set they reach when a device draws one cell and whispers each of them their half of it. Nothing is enforced and nobody is bound, and the arrangement is stable anyway.
Infinite on one side and nought on the other
Box counting returns a growth rate. Hausdorff's definition returns a measure — a quantity that is infinite for every exponent below the dimension and zero for every exponent above it, and the dimension is the one place where it is neither.
Two families that cross at right angles
Fix two points and draw every ellipse with those foci, then every hyperbola with the same two. Each curve of the first family meets each of the second at a right angle, so between them they are a coordinate system — and the reason is one sentence about angle bisectors.
The fractions that beat every smaller one
Walking down the tree towards a number produces a sequence of fractions closing in on it. Most of them are steps along the way; a few are the best approximations there are — closer than every fraction with a smaller denominator — and which few is decided by where the turns change direction.
When the numbers are shown
The secretary rule wins a third of the time and cannot do better, because it is told only who is ahead. Show the actual values and say where they came from, and the same problem is won three times in five — by a standard that falls as the end approaches.
Giving up on the best
The secretary rule treats landing the second-best exactly as badly as landing the worst, which is a strange thing to want. Ask instead for the smallest average rank and the answer is about the fourth-best candidate — whatever the size of the field, and whether it is ten or ten million.
Half of what an oracle takes
Compare an online rule not against the best it could have done but against a rule that has seen every value in advance. One fixed threshold secures half of what the oracle collects, whatever the distributions are — and there is an example on which half is all there is.
Moving a map across a product
The transpose looks like a fact about a matrix: reflect its entries in the diagonal. It is a fact about the inner product. Measure lengths and angles differently and the map that slides to the other side of the product is a different matrix, and a matrix that was symmetric stops being so.
A denominator that reaches past the radius
The Taylor series of ln(1 + x) is useless beyond x = 1 however many terms it is given. The same coefficients spent on a numerator and a denominator converge at x = 3, and at x = 100, because a polynomial cannot imitate a singularity and a quotient of two polynomials can.