Decided by exhaustion — page 2
The blocks a subgroup cuts out
Take any part of a group that is closed under composition, and it slices the whole group into blocks of its own size that do not overlap. Everything Lagrange's theorem says is arithmetic about that picture — and whether the blocks can be multiplied is a separate question with a surprising answer.
How far from the average a thing can be
Knowing only an average and a spread — nothing about the shape, nothing about the number of outcomes, nothing about symmetry — the chance of landing three standard deviations out is at most one in nine. And there is a distribution that lands there exactly that often, so the bound cannot be improved.
When to stop looking
Candidates arrive one at a time in a random order. Each must be accepted or rejected on the spot, with no going back and no way to know what is still to come. The best possible rule is to look at about a third of them and then take the first one that beats everything seen — and it works about a third of the time, however many there are.
Two graphs that will not lie flat
Five points, every pair joined: no matter how the points are placed or how the lines are drawn, two of the lines cross. The proof is not about drawing at all — it counts edges against faces and finds one edge too many.
Three trisectors and a triangle nobody expected
Cut every angle of a triangle into three. The trisectors nearest each side meet in three points, and those three points are always the corners of an equilateral triangle — for every triangle there is, with no exceptions and no reason anybody finds obvious.
A tree that holds every triple
Three fixed matrices, applied to 3-4-5 over and over, produce every primitive Pythagorean triple there is — each of them once, none of them twice, and with no test for common factors anywhere in the procedure.
A map that shrinks everything
One extra hypothesis — that every distance is shortened by at least a fixed factor — turns the existence of a fixed point into its uniqueness, an algorithm for finding it, and a bound on the error after any number of steps.
Always one before the double
A density says what happens on average and permits long empty stretches. This says something a density cannot — that the stretch from any number to twice it contains a prime, at every scale, without exception.
One bottleneck and nothing else
A set of jobs can be filled by distinct people unless some group of jobs has too few candidates between them — and that single obstruction is the only one there is, which is what makes the theorem worth having.
A game that decides what can be said
Two players take turns pointing at elements of two structures; if the second can survive k rounds, then no sentence with k quantifiers tells the structures apart — a statement about infinitely many formulas, settled by a finite search.
A proof with one rule
Two clauses that disagree about exactly one variable can be combined into a third that forgets it; repeat, and if the clauses cannot all be true the empty clause eventually appears — a complete proof system with a single move.
A shared root, found without finding it
Two polynomials have a root in common exactly when one determinant built from their coefficients is zero. No root is computed, nothing is approximated, and the same construction turns two equations in two unknowns into one equation in one.
The order everybody arrives in
Three people jointly earn nine, and the question is what each is owed. Ask instead what each adds on walking into a room the others are already in, average that over every order they could have arrived in, and four modest conditions leave no other answer.
A split nobody can walk away from
Every way of dividing what a group earns is a point of a triangle, and every coalition's threat to leave cuts a straight line across it. What survives all the cuts is the set of stable divisions — and for one three-player game there is nothing left.
The court that contradicts itself
Three judges each answer three questions, and each answers them consistently. Take the majority on each question separately and the answers no longer hang together — the body as a whole asserts a combination no member of it holds, and no rearrangement of the procedure removes the problem.
The planes a recurrence cannot leave
One multiplication and one addition, taken modulo a fixed number, produce a sequence that passes for random one value at a time. Taken two or three at a time it does not, and the reason is a whole-number relation that pins every point onto one of a small family of parallel lines.
The axiom is the shape of the graph
Add one operator meaning necessarily and the choice of which axioms to accept stops being a matter of taste. Each candidate axiom is true of exactly those worlds-and-arrows diagrams whose arrows have a stated property, and a logic is a class of graphs.
The line with only two points on it
Scatter finitely many points on a page, not all in one line, and draw every line through two or more of them. However cunningly the points are placed, some line ends up carrying exactly two — and the proof is a minimisation with no algebra in it at all.
The edge that forces a triangle
A graph on six points can carry nine edges with no three of them closing a triangle. It cannot carry ten. The bound is n²/4, the graphs that achieve it are all the same shape, and both facts fall out of examining every graph there is.
The bottleneck is the whole story
However much a network can carry from one place to another, there is a way of cutting it in two whose total capacity is exactly that number. One quantity is a maximum over ways of routing and the other a minimum over ways of severing, and they are never off by even one.
The widest layer and the longest chain
Order sixteen subsets by inclusion and ask for the largest collection with no two comparable. The answer is the six subsets of size two — the widest layer — and no cleverer collection beats it. Ask instead for the fewest chains covering everything, and the answer is the same number again.
The objection nobody can make louder
When no split of the winnings survives every group's objection, the core is empty and the question changes — which split makes the loudest objection as quiet as it can be? Sorting the complaints and minimising them in dictionary order picks exactly one split, always, whether or not the core exists.
Eighteen people, and the seventeen that escape
Among any eighteen people, four are mutual acquaintances or four are mutual strangers. Seventeen can be arranged so that neither happens, and the arrangement is not a lucky find — it is a rule about squares.
Three in a row on the number line
Colour the numbers one to eight in two colours and it can be arranged that no three equally spaced numbers agree. Add the ninth and it cannot. The structure being forced is arithmetic rather than graphical, and the proof is a different proof.