Pigeonhole — the ladder
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More things than boxes
If there are more objects than containers, some container holds two. That is the entire principle, it is impossible to disagree with, and it settles questions that look nothing like it.
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How close a fraction can get
Drop eight points into seven boxes and two of them share. That one line, applied to the multiples of an irrational number, proves that every irrational has infinitely many astonishingly good rational approximations — and no construction is needed anywhere.
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The orbit that must come back
A system with finitely many states has to repeat itself. Poincaré showed the same thing holds when the states are a continuum — almost every starting point returns arbitrarily close to where it began, however complicated the rule, and the argument is the pigeonhole principle with volume in place of counting.